It's only been six days! Gimme a break! When your life consists of waking up every morning to the same two cereal options (shredded wheat or raisin bran) and then deciding whether the library or Panera will be the place where you go for free internet until your laptop battery dies, there isn't a whole lot to blog about. There's just not much stimulation there.
Did I mention that our (that'd be the lady and me) combined job search efforts being met by a chorus of indifferent crickets is beginning to get a little depressing?
But you don't need to hear all that whiny, woe-is-me shit. It's pointless. I'm really just trying to make excuses for why I'm not keeping up with this blogging stuff, because I really do feel bad about it.
Anyway, I am planning on writing a real, honest-to-blog post tonight and putting it up tomorrow, one with no mention whatsoever of employment status or apologies for my slack blogging. I figure I should write it at home where I have nothing but time on my hands instead of wasting my precious internet time with all that typing. Like I am right now.
So I'll see you tomorrow, kids.
PS- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if we did away with Q and R. (lifted from Mitch Hedberg)
For real PS- There may be a long-promised contest in the offing, so stay tuned.
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9 comments:
ooh, contest! WAIT! This contest doesn't involve finding you a job, does it?
What are we supposed to do till you really update?
I feel for you. I get the sweats if our internet access goes down for a half an hour. I wish that was a joke.
It took me a really long time to understand that PS. Now I feel dumb.
I loved Mitch Hedberg so much. I think my all time favorite of his was The escalator is never broken, it's only temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience! Good luck with the job searches.
Wow. No internet. You're practically back in the dark ages. Do you have to go out and milk the cow to eat your cereal, too?
They do have electrical outlets at the library and Panera, don't they?
Well, I suppose if you stayed at Panera longer than your battery life then they would really insist on you buying something.
One of my fav. Hedberg quotes! Sorry about the job search. Both of my parents are out of a job just when they should be retired....times like this I'm thankful for my crappy-paying job where I make less annual salary than what I owe in student loans.
As you've said to me on more than one occasion this summer (or typed to me, rather), please don't start putting in an effort, because then I'll have to.
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