Regular readers of this blog know that if nothing else, I’m a believer. I believe in everything: luck, original sin, the Easter Bunny, astrology, baseball. You name it, I’ll swallow it. I’ve got faith coming out my ears. So, I was absolutely bowled over by the results of putting the name of this here blog through the Anagram Generator. Un-feckin-believable. That is to say, completely believable, given that you’re an idiot if you don’t think there’s hidden meaning in everything, but amazing nonetheless. I thought choosing The Prettiest Denny’s Waitress as the name of this blog was relatively spontaneous but apparently there are larger forces at work. See for yourself:
Desperateness Written Shitty- The first one that came up, I swear. How did it know? Noelle, if I can amend my description from six words down to three, here you have it.
Thirty Penitent Stewardesses- This will be my reward in heaven when I'm martyred. We’re talking the stewardesses in movies and music videos, not real ones, of course. Eleven pretzels and half a Sprite are optional just so long as the ladies are penitent. (Ed. Note: This marks the first usage of airplane food as humor on the Waitress.)
Shared Typewritten Testiness- Some days, true.
Hatreds Intertwines Typesets- The next step beyond the above testiness. I’m brimming with hatreds.
Thwarted Trinity Steepnesses- Clearly a reference to my solo vanquishing of Les Trois Tetons before lunch one day. This one's actually pretty cool.
Trendy Streetwise Pantheists- I just like this one. Any pantheists out there? Computer says yes.
Twenty Interspersed Atheists- Interspersed amongst the pantheists. I have a diverse readership.
Swarthy Pretested Intestines- I’ll eat anything.
Titans Swineherds Typesetter- The Titans play in Tennessee, I love pork barbecue (herds of it), and I formerly worked as a printer. It’s uncanny!
Testy Wrists Threatened Penis- This one needs no explanation. Sometimes things get out of control. I’m only human.
Twisty Tenpin Tests Rehearsed- Definitely a description of my incredible work ethic practicing for Wii Bowling. That's what it takes to stay on top.
Weathered Testy Stein Sprints- Obviously a reference to my having survived the infamous Bourbon Street chugging contest of 2001, although they weren’t so much steins as plastic cups. Or maybe aluminum cans. I’m a little foggy. I do remember the winner being some short blonde chick with greenish-brownish eyes. Now what was her name?
If you don’t believe in the hidden power of words now, then open your eyes, dummy! It’s all there! And I only had to scroll through about three thousand combinations (seriously) to find these prophetic gems! Special thanks to The Modern Gal for opening my eyes to the curious wonders of anagrams.