tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post3815252396121702477..comments2023-10-28T10:24:05.091-04:00Comments on The Prettiest Denny's Waitress: Quit with the rutting, already!Mickeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-35041993623832853012008-04-06T08:52:00.000-04:002008-04-06T08:52:00.000-04:00One of the sketch comdey shows did a skit one time...One of the sketch comdey shows did a skit one time about cyclists. They consume something like 25,000 (quick former RNT staffers, fact check me!) in one day when they're doing one of those multi-day races. Anyway, funny part had the guys in the off season with scary baby sized bellies because they didn't cut back on calorie consumption in the 'off season.'<BR/><BR/>Do you like how I worked scary babies into the exercise/hunger response?Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16245359960166359487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-87179102164449432022008-03-24T22:59:00.000-04:002008-03-24T22:59:00.000-04:00Thank you for reminding me why it's good to work w...Thank you for reminding me why it's good to work with primarily middle-aged men. I have worked in the same office for eight years, and there has been ONE baby shower in all of that time. ONE. Who knew lack of workplace diversity of any kind had such benefits?Stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-65844900336467058872008-03-23T18:06:00.000-04:002008-03-23T18:06:00.000-04:00I was going to blast you for the offensiveness of ...I was going to blast you for the offensiveness of this post to make you feel more punk rock, but I just don't have it in me. Distracted by the Zombie Jesus Day and all.Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264855858620478519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-27075158001978591402008-03-23T14:35:00.000-04:002008-03-23T14:35:00.000-04:00I always thought that I wanted to have kids one da...I always thought that I wanted to have kids one day. Then I listened to my co-worker b*tch about hers. Screw that sh*t I'm having cats.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378637266179966793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-9727307265169642022008-03-21T15:00:00.000-04:002008-03-21T15:00:00.000-04:00erikka- Thanks for stopping in, but no, no that do...erikka- Thanks for stopping in, but no, no that does not sound like fun.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-56748598073983248002008-03-21T10:56:00.000-04:002008-03-21T10:56:00.000-04:00i'm just a little impressed to see baby showers in...i'm just a little impressed to see baby showers including men. maybe an office baby shower is different than the at-someones-home baby shower, but at those things, men are banned. why? don't ask me. who WOULDN'T want to see all those miniature clothes, boob pumps, pink, blue, green, frills, and hear all those tinkling soothing melodies from soft, no rough-edges baby toys?<BR/><BR/>C'mon, doesn't that sound FUN?!<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>I found you through Funky Carter. nice to meet you.Akkirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12448133755067849396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-24741886218937062422008-03-21T08:57:00.000-04:002008-03-21T08:57:00.000-04:00jacob- They're really weak, too. I'm way stronger ...jacob- They're really weak, too. I'm way stronger than any baby I've ever met, male or female. It's not even close.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-84998428792755186742008-03-21T00:40:00.000-04:002008-03-21T00:40:00.000-04:00I laugh when my baby falls and bumps his head. Doe...I laugh when my baby falls and bumps his head. Does that make me a bad person.<BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure I'd not laugh if he actually hurt himself, but babies are such pansies.Jacobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05768654376657640904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-91975066471155040072008-03-20T22:54:00.000-04:002008-03-20T22:54:00.000-04:00em- Pasta is good.surviving myself- The whole thin...em- Pasta is good.<BR/><BR/>surviving myself- The whole thing was pretty emasculating. I've got to start calling in sick when they have these at work. Thanks for the anger.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-18942148485409497302008-03-20T16:51:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:51:00.000-04:00I am good at reading people. No pun intended. And ...I am good at reading people. No pun intended. <BR/><BR/>And swimmers are hungry because swimming IS really hard! When I was in high school we used to have mostaciolli eating contests, and it's not just a little disgusting the amount of pasta we ate. In one sitting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-49654778083606228102008-03-20T16:03:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:03:00.000-04:00vanessa- Exactly. They're lucky to get a card. And...vanessa- Exactly. They're lucky to get a card. And I hate buying cards.<BR/><BR/>chris- Yeah, go get some food, but come right back and stare at my blog some more.<BR/><BR/>noelle- No, except for my heart, I'm generally not cold. I think swimmers are hungry because swimming is really hard.<BR/><BR/>em- Don't worry, I'm not easily pressured, except by drug dealers. How exactly is it that you know I'm a person of self-control? I mean I am, but am I that easy to read? Or did I write about it sometime?Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-45960890748609808702008-03-20T15:54:00.000-04:002008-03-20T15:54:00.000-04:00I dont think you should ever, EVER feel pressured ...I dont think you should ever, EVER feel pressured to get a gift for an office related shower/function. If it were a friend, a gift is a nice touch. But HELL NO are you obligated to buy some crap for an office stranger. <BR/><BR/>I love babies! But not my own. And not when they're pooping. Or crying. And I hate baby showers. <BR/><BR/>Okay, on to the food part. I experience this phenomenon frequently. I will go through phases of craving carbs. It's always when I up the mileage on my runs. You probably dont have to worry about breaking down and eating every thing in sight like I do (it seems to my like you are a person of self control, whereas I have none), but I will tell you what works for me: water. I guzzle it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-21627101873676707102008-03-20T15:41:00.000-04:002008-03-20T15:41:00.000-04:00I read somewhere that swimmers are hungry all the ...I read somewhere that swimmers are hungry all the time because they get cold in the pool. That's my reasoning for being hungry all the time. Maybe you're cold?<BR/><BR/>And yeah, eff baby showers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-18719369669406969072008-03-20T14:38:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:38:00.000-04:00I was already a little hungry, and now you've seal...I was already a little hungry, and now you've sealed it for me. I must snack. Luckily, my desk is only about 12 steps away from my home kitchen and its vast coffers of snack food -- well, vast anyway compared to what you probably have at your desk at work. <BR/><BR/>It's one of a handful of big advantages to working from home (another, of course, being that I can read your blog anytime I like).Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796345438886867796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-17644279860992253682008-03-20T13:58:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:58:00.000-04:00I hate baby showers and being expected to shell ou...I hate baby showers and being expected to shell out large quantities of money on gifts for people I haven't met (the baby) or don't necessarily like (the mother).Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14149777435132497067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-32034173530107785092008-03-20T13:22:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:22:00.000-04:00dutchess- I'm not sure I want to relive it. Check ...dutchess- I'm not sure I want to relive it. Check that: I'm sure I don't.<BR/><BR/>npw- You got me.<BR/><BR/>kiala- I believe you, really.<BR/><BR/>courtney- I think it's having the opposite effect.<BR/><BR/>allie- These people don't think I'm funny. That gesture would have been met with confused silence. Didn't Pilates kill Jesus?<BR/><BR/>modern gal- I appreciate your thoroughness. The shower was at work, so I'm not really given a choice. At least this time I wasn't shamed into putting in on a community gift.Mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16980072484914437668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-92156162409667735252008-03-20T13:03:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:03:00.000-04:00Question 1: Yes, I feel that way right now.Questio...Question 1: Yes, I feel that way right now.<BR/>Question 2: No.<BR/>Question 3: Doubtful.<BR/><BR/>Who invites dudes to baby showers, anyway? I don't have a baby, I'm not about to have a baby nor am I'm planning on it, but I know that dudes don't do baby showers.The Modern Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08663558561522180816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-10069088971278679272008-03-20T13:00:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:00:00.000-04:00You could have given just the lampshade and said i...You could have given just the lampshade and said it was a hat for the baby. <BR/><BR/>I went through the same food thing when I started doing Pilates a few months ago. My stomach was like a bottomless pit. It was so annoying! Luckily, I was doing Pilates, otherwise I would have probably blown up like a balloon, of course, if I hadn't been doing Pilates, I probably wouldn't have been so hungry.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16603700427096296937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-65748531415907512092008-03-20T12:48:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:48:00.000-04:00You really need to get out of there before the fer...You really need to get out of there before the fertility spreads.Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940936362201799176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-55001957865204168882008-03-20T11:48:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:48:00.000-04:00I haaaaaate baby showers.And I haaaaaate babies.I'...I haaaaaate baby showers.<BR/><BR/><BR/>And I haaaaaate babies.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm not kidding.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-28171305720135550222008-03-20T11:26:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:26:00.000-04:00Pfft. You love babies and baby showers and office ...Pfft. You love babies and baby showers and office women. We know the truth.shelleycoughlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04356701520189971892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348104816001615055.post-1923645096362875342008-03-20T11:25:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:25:00.000-04:00I expect a more hip posting after you gorge yourse...I expect a more hip posting after you gorge yourself on baby-shaped cupcakes.The Dutchess of Kickballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06895200514420928761noreply@blogger.com